- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's green and blue? yellow

My mum is called Steve

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

richard is fag

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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