Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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