What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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speech and debate.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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