A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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what happens every day? People die

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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