- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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