Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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