I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

7+5=12

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Justin Beiber's Talent.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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