two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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