what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

willie revilame

You were born.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

pudding

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats 2+2? 4

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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