Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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the game

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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