The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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