How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Your adopted.....

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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