why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

hola said the chinese man

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Women's rights...

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

ur an fagit

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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