Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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ejaculation JLR

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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