Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Whats green? The color green.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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