What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Bark I'm a tree

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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