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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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