What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

You're tall.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Woman rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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