Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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