monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Charlie Sheen

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why is the ground wet It rained

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

knock knock who's there? faith

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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