- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A Mormon walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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