- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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