Moral

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What can make you pee? Liquid

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

This is an anti-joke.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Lets go Yankees

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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