What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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