- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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