- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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