Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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you first

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all jokes aside...

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Ain't idn't a word.

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