- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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