- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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