why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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GONNA

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Moral

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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