Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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