- Anti Joke

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

for keeps?

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

I once did something.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.