- Anti Joke

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Vagina.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

James Patrick Campbell

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

ur mum

Punching a baby

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.