- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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