If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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