I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Women Sports.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Stop procrastinating.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Obamacare

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Poop

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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