why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

a black man did not eat chicken.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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