what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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no pun intended

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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