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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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