- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

why was the old man on the ground he fell

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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