knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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give me a thumbs up

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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