How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Katy Perry

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

i just pooped that is all!

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Jebron Lames.

V I T A M I N C !

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

This is a joke. Laugh!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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