- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

womens rights

Charles Manson is innocent.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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