- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

I just drank a cola.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

my mind's eye?

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

2 Penises

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

I <3 Hitler

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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