What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Female rights.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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