Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

long in the tooth!

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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