How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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c-? men, C-men

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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YOU

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I am very humble.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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