why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Anti Joke

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