- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Do you like fishsticks No

A possesed goat: "moo"

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

A guy was beet by his wife.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

to get to the other side.

So I was walking down the road today

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