What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Please Rape William Wright

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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