Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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