- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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