- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

There was an american man on the way to work.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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