- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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