Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What's the deal with brown?

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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