What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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being sober in a bar fight

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Major League Soccer

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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