- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

what do gay people eat?? food

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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