What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What's white and gluey Glue

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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