What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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