This would be racist to black people if they could read.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Winter

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

balls

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

David Cameron

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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