A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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