- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

long in the tooth!

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

THE GAME

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Chuck norris

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

The Holocaust

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Seven

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