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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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