What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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