- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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