Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Justin beiber..

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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