- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

politically correct!

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

this is not a drill.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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