What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Whats green? The color green.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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