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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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