- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Neil is a reterd.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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