When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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