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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's an Anti Joke?

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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