did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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why are balck people black because they are

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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