- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Your mums a potato

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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