- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

2 + 2 = 4

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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