- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

all jokes aside...

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

i just pooped that is all!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man