- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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