Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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honest politician

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lybia

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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The Moon Landing.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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