Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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no pun intended

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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