Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

penis?

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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