What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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