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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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