knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Whats green? The color green.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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