What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

1+1=2

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

hard cheese

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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