- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What stops a train? A missile

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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