Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What do black people eat? Food.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

hola said the chinese man

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Anti Joke

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