A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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4 hours later.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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no really what are ur names?

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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