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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

penis?

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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