A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Lets go Yankees

What do black people eat? Food.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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