Two women were sitting quietly.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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