- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

hard cheese

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

1+1=2

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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