- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What do black people eat? Food.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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