- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

womens rights.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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