- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

When is a door not a door? Never.

What's green and blue? yellow

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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