What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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