Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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