- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

hard cheese

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

This is not a joke

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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