- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

You idiot.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

ejaculation JLR

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

what happens every day? People die

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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