Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Netflix and chill

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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