Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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retard

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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