Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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speech and debate.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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