- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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