Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

think twice or at least think

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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