- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Boner

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Cliterus

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

You have friends

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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