- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

kesha is a virgin.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What can hitler cook well Steak

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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