Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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black people

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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