- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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