look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

cancer

I have a gay camel

God. God.

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