- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

I grunt when I poop.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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