- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Where are you going Your house

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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