- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

ecks! why zee?

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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