- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Face...the other white meat!

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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