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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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