What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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