Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Elizabeth Warren

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

My dad

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Women's rights...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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