Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Soccer...

I just drank a cola.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Youre mom is so dead...

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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