what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I have a gay camel

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Anti Joke

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