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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Firgen and the blung brigade

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

The Moon Landing.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Where's the dick??? east

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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