- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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