why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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