What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Misner is a twat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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