- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

I shot a bitch.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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