Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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