Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Women's Rights

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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I woke up today

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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