- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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