Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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