- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Justin Bieber

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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