- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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