- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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