Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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what's up? my penis.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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