Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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