knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A women in the kitchen.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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