- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

homosexuals are gay

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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