How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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