Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

whats yellow? lots of things.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Womens rights

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

FUS RO DAH!!!

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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