What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Hello

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Jellybeans

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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