Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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2 Penises

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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