Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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