Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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