scientology.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Vaginal secretions

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Elizabeth Warren

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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