- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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