I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

womens rights.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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