What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Your Mother

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

womens rights

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Justin Beiber

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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