Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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