Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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