How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Knock knock Shut up

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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