whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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