Women's rights

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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My dad

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hi

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Women's rights...

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A bar walks into a man

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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