Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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