- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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