why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Barack Obama

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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