the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Women's rights

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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A bar walks into a man

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My dad

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hi

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Women's rights...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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