- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hail Heetluh

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

My kids are mistakes.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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