- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why is the ground wet It rained

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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