What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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