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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A person from Singapore eats

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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