Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Elizabeth Warren

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

I woke up today

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Michel Moor on a die...

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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