- Anti Joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests