- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

black people

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Women's rights...

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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