Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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I woke up today

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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