roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Smelly Indians.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

A: Knock Knock B: ...

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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