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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Obamacare

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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