- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Ask me if im a tree? No

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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