- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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