CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

i just pooped that is all!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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