Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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