What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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