a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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