- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Boys have swag, real men have class

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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