- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Women's rights...

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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