What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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