A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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