A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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womens rights

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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