Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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hard cheese

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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V I T A M I N C !

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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