everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

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