Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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I'm gay.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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#IHateHashtags

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Anti Joke

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