A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

A Serbian Film

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Water? I hardly know her.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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