Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

no really what are ur names?

Logan's gay

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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