What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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why did the man die? he was shot

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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