Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Ken wins!

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

epic win?

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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