Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Burp

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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A woman wears a dress.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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