- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Black people having a Job.

V I T A M I N C !

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

That is so fetch

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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