- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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