- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Vaginal secretions

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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