Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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This is a joke.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Anti Joke

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