- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's a joke? Funny

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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