Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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anus

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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lol

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Jovan

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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how did the man die he didnt

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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