- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Those last 4 were by: Walter

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

I dont have a girlfriend

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

4-4-2

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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