A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An epileptic man attends a rave.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Woman's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops