Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

A Serbian Film

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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