What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Shea's sty....

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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