Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Raveena Thandhan

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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