- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

knock knock no ones home

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

I'm hungry.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A Pakistani news reader.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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