- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Your Mother

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Yanter, Look it up

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Your mother is average.

What is the difference?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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