Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Woman's Rights

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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