Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Hello

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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