A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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