- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

your social life.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Its true, he didnt write that!!

why was the man sad? his wife died

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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