- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

once you go black your credit goes wack

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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