Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What? Why?

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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top kek

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This sentance contains three errers

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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