- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

L's I's that took Viagra.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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