what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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thomas!!!!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Anti Joke

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