The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Anti Joke

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