- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

So a seal walks into a club.

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