How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Asian women drivers...

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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