I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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