a black man walks out of popeyes

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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