A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A man walks into a vagina

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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