Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

speech and debate.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

i had sex.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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