What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

all your base are belong to mark

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

How did th-A fridge.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

minorities

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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