What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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My Nan, that is all.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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