A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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