- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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