- Anti Joke

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

what did the farmer do? plant

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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