1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

do you wanna hear a joke school

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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