- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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