- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Women's Rights Movement

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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