How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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so how about that irline food

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

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