roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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