If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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banana

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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