Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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