- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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