What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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