How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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