- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Women's Rights

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

My dad

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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