- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

your moms my other ride

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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