What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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9/11

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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