What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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4-4-2

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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