What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

have safe sex

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

cats are pussies

What's clear and wet? water

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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