why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

homosexuals are gay

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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