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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.