What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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A person from Singapore eats

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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