- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

The Joke Below

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

I bet you read this. Told ya.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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