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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

If youre African, why are you white?

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

shut up kobe!

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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