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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stops a train? A missile

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

neil likes pube toast

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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