What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

I will create more jobs for americans

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What did david give back? Nothing.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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